Episode 5:My Birthday!!!!.....iz tmr(sigh)

PETALING JAYA-Today Derek didnt come skool so sit cab alone.Taxi fare=RM13!!!The stupid driver super ham sup lor.He say i look like a guy who main perempuan,as to touch here touch there.(I mean I know im handsome and itz normal gurls go ga ga over me,but...)He was like jangan segan-segan,beritahu saya sajalah.Malay u kno,i so scared he is gay man!!!Keep saying no,but got fren like that(juz lying 2 save meself).He was like He he he!!!Tipu lar,cheh!!,my face drop like DX wan lor!!!Jijik+Geli man!!!

Lucky nothing happen.(phew)Started scolding Derek(a little of @#$%^&*/?!).Anyways,quite a unique exp,dontcha agree?My bday is tmr,no BBQ liao!!!(cause of some ppl)Nvm,looks like itz gonna b a quiet bday for ZHUN XIU this year:sad case,realli(worst than the pope dying).Juz jking,Well.....

Happy Birthday Zhun Xiu.

From,
Zhun Xiu.

P.S:Sounds kinda sad rite,plz mourn on my behalf(sob),Thank You.

Cheers Mate!!!(sob)